I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
shootingstarsandfallendreams: thesky-isfalling: rnguuyen: it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck. WHAT. OH MY GOD. WHAT. It spanks in time to the song I’m listening to EPIC WIN
Shortly after our divorce my former wife sadly...
“Woooaaah, My ex is on fire”
vajayjason asked: I replied beeetch!!!
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard.
Reblog if you ride a unicorn to school everyday.