May 2012
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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pikachu:
No, you cannot have this URL.
puppyluver43:
I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
holy dicks what is this omfg
gaymzee:
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
roasting marshmallows over an open laptop charger
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sherlockandjohnwatson:
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
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snape: EX
lockhart:
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lockhart:
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lockhart:
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lockhart:
snape: PELLIARMUS.
richwhitelesbian:
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food