May 2012
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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pikachu: No, you cannot have this URL.
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puppyluver43: I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
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WatchWatch
holy dicks what is this omfg
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gaymzee: horton hears a what horton hears a who horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
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neyruto: how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those 
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keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
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triye: Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
May 29th
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roasting marshmallows over an open laptop charger
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sherlockandjohnwatson: “oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
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snape: EX
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snape: PELLIARMUS.
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richwhitelesbian: if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
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