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News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
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batreaux: a sun god came to your birthday party. he would have liked more human sacrifices but he was pleased with the ice cream cake nonetheless