June 2012
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Watchmeme4u:
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
ravenclawdia:
no like
the entire english hallway
was inexplicably filled
with pancakes
you-are-in-fact-a-weenie:
my art style is eraser marks and tears
microwavepizzaoven:
porn comments
jewassicpark:
An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a Soccer match to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them.
Brazil won the match and their football organization replied to the ad.
Source
isunova:
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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MILF Phone Sex: 877-609-MILF
Goth Phone Sex: 877-702-GOTH
Pregnant Phone Sex: 877-905-PREG
Best Buy Customer Service: 1-888-237-8289
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
Britain: What?
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
Britain: Erm.
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
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batreaux:
a sun god came to your birthday party. he would have liked more human sacrifices but he was pleased with the ice cream cake nonetheless
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