gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
iknowitsmad: i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome
gossipgran: the importance of an eñe yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses) yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old)
wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
unorginal: thorsbutt: where is boris johnson anyway can they just wheel out a giant cake at the end and when the flame is lit he just bursts from the top wearing racy underwear and he just screams “I’M HERE FOR THE WIFF-WAFF”
moriartyandcrumpets: pwopermuse: luminouslywired: GUYS GUYS ON THE OLYMPIC PLAYLIST IT HAS UM WAT DUDE FRANZ FERDINAND, DOCTOR WHO THEME, AAAAND THE MONTY PYTHON THEME? BEST. COUNTRY. EVER. DOES THAT MEAN STAYING ALIVE WASN’T PLANNED
wentzed: go away athletes this isn’t about you any more
pastyirishcolin: I’m just hoping for it all to go silent and dark. When suddenly we then hear the TARDIS noise and a single spotlight focuses on a little blue box. And then, a few minutes later, out pops David Tennant’s head and he smiles in that way when he’s found a particularly good place to land. And he steps out and is just like “BRRRILLIANT. THIS IS BRILLIANT.”
silverhex: mattsmithsexual: COULD YOU IMAGINE IF BORIS JOHNSON FLEW IN ON THE TARDIS COULD YOU IMAGINE LIFE
youareallpinkandyellow: it’s not doctor who anymore it’s doctor where
homosexualintellectual: this is your monthly reminder that justin bieber said in an interview that rape victims shouldn’t get abortions because “everything happens for a reason”
harperowen: i will not apologize for the state of my blog right now
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youknowyourebritishwhen: And then the Queen parachuted into the stadium. THAT’S IT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
gotta love the queen tho
beboqueen: i think they got the english confused with the amish
youknowyourebritishwhen: This is clearly an accurate representation of my daily activities.
transmissi0n: jizzman: transmissi0n: jizzman: JASMINE DOESN’T LIKE TO SHARE Flol I just would have gone NA MATE MUM MADE ME AAARAGAHHARAGHHAHHSHHSGAHRGHHHHHH JUST STEAL IT FROM HIM HE’S A SLOB WHAT WAS IT ANYWAY IT WAS A CHOCOLATE BAR WITH BITS OF DAIM IN IT ARJA;KLJSDHGAIOURARAH;LGJALKSDFAJGH8&^*)&^%^*()%$”!”£$%^&*
transmissi0n: jizzman: JASMINE DOESN’T LIKE TO SHARE Flol I just would have gone NA MATE MUM MADE ME AAARAGAHHARAGHHAHHSHHSGAHRGHHHHHH
JASMINE DOESN’T LIKE TO SHARE
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pancakestein: why are people ashamed of their naked bodies why do women feel like their breasts are indecent and should be covered like freaking leprosy why is a dude less of a dude if he wears shorts that are as short as girl shorts why do we bring little kids to rated r movies to see…