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Mon, 20 May 2013 07:32:14 +0100

madieracake11: theskyisfallingahhh: thesonicscrew: So I saw...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:32:37 +0100

theskyisfallingahhh:

thesonicscrew:

So I saw this post and I kind of had to..

This movie is indeed about lions.

Ahahaha fucking amazing!

view-from-up-here: NY under water. The eye-catching swimming...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:49:37 +0100

view-from-up-here:

NY under water.

The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.

It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:47:31 +0100

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cough_CPR

yall are stupid this is a hoax that started in 1999

LIFE HACK

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:35:19 +0100

tf2maelgwyn:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

I dont think thats how it works

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:42:42 +0100

red-bloody-tears: nickholmes: This may be the filthiest thing...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:19:45 +0100

red-bloody-tears:

nickholmes:

This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen.

I want one

aoisasahina: WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:55:57 +0100

aoisasahina:

WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS

BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK

oh jesus no

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:50:12 +0100

oh jesus no

doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:59:29 +0100

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

sofapizza: tastefullyoffensive:[via] the perfect disguise ok...

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:56:43 +0100

sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:[via]

the perfect disguise

ok but why is the last one like chinese

tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy eating.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:11:28 +0100

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

serious question

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:37:35 +0100

i was reading about cultural assimilation/appropriation and i read this thing about cosplaying, if you’re a white person cosplaying a black person is it okay to do blackface

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:45:54 +0100

meganesenpai: Curse you third person

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:04:16 +0100

meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

trugazi: this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:57:47 +0100

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:38:57 +0100

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

aishaphantasma: cosmmix: x I don’t usually reblog things...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:34:51 +0100

aishaphantasma:

cosmmix:

x

I don’t usually reblog things out of the theme of my blog…
But you’ll all just have to forgive me for this one…

*grabby hands* I need you in my life…

baconmane: FUCK

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:03:54 +0100

baconmane:

FUCK

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:10:30 +0100

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’